School , tell your story .

[Grandman]

Kids bring guns to school , man . Im sure we can all think of a true story on how it use to be . Heres mine .

Son comes home from school and says the teacher slammed him into the locker . Im not happy so i take the son and we go back to school . The principal assures me that didnt happen and i thank him and also adivce him we will now ask the teacher .

Teacher ( a young lady sub ) starts crying and admits she slammed him into the locker . The principal gets a look of oh shit heres a lawsuit . I let the teacher tell the whole story . Seems the son spent the week pushing her buttons and she had enough . Now the principal is hoping the suit is under a million .

When she is done i tell her not to slam him in the locker in the future , what you do instead is call me , i will come down here and knock him through the locker .

Now my son is no longer smirking the teacher looks much happier and the principal , well he is nearly shitting him self with joy .

Thats how it use to be done .

[Beefy]

:woot: Beat the kids i agree! Stupid little bastards need a good lesson

[motrctyman]

Spanking will soon be against the law.

[A.J.Hall]

Yea who knows how I woulda been if my teachers beat me.lol.

[Sandals]

Many a paddle and ruler was used on me and my classmates......

[Roadhouse]

Many a paddle and ruler was used on me and my classmates......

x2

[icemanii]

Yea who knows how I woulda been if my teachers beat me.lol.

Probably smarter and less mouthy.

[miffy]

Fifth Grade, New Teacher Male stright out of the Army.. tells us all we will be clean and neat, and make sure we take the sleep out of our eyes.. very strick... I lean forward just a 1/4 inch of my chair is off the floor, calls me up front makes me bend over and swat's me in front of the whole class. I am so imbarassed I am crying up a storm. He walks back and ask me if I need to go to the ladies room. I leave and come back from that day forward I am his pet. and get away with more then the other kids. (I think I made him feel bad!) Next year Marvin gets same teacher he calls him up front and gives him a swat for his birthday, Marvin tells him lets go outside I wish to kick you ass..

Many years later our son is in same teachers class doing a insect project. Son needs some insects for his little box. Marvin takes the box and fills it with BEE's.. I take son to school next day so not to take BEE's on the bus. walk in class Mr. Kimbal looks at the box, looks at me and said..."Marvin did this right?" I laugh and shake my head yes . "do you want me to take them home?" He said" NOPE, I will put them under glass..

Even though he was strick he was my fav. Teacher. Kids today have not respect for there teacher's knowing they have no contorl over them.

[Mongo]

Fifth Grade, New Teacher Male stright out of the Army.. tells us all we will be clean and neat, and make sure we take the sleep out of our eyes.. very strick... I lean forward just a 1/4 inch of my chair is off the floor, calls me up front makes me bend over and swat's me


I made it to here.

[FlamesFearMe]

Fifth Grade, New Teacher Male stright out of the Army.. tells us all we will be clean and neat, and make sure we take the sleep out of our eyes.. very strick... I lean forward just a 1/4 inch of my chair is off the floor, calls me up front makes me bend over and swat's me in front of the whole class. I am so imbarassed I am crying up a storm. He walks back and ask me if I need to go to the ladies room. I leave and come back from that day forward I am his pet. and get away with more then the other kids. (I think I made him feel bad!) Next year Marvin gets same teacher he calls him up front and gives him a swat for his birthday, Marvin tells him lets go outside I wish to kick you ass..

Many years later our son is in same teachers class doing a insect project. Son needs some insects for his little box. Marvin takes the box and fills it with BEE's.. I take son to school next day so not to take BEE's on the bus. walk in class Mr. Kimbal looks at the box, looks at me and said..."Marvin did this right?" I laugh and shake my head yes . "do you want me to take them home?" He said" NOPE, I will put them under glass..

Even though he was strick he was my fav. Teacher. Kids today have not respect for there teacher's knowing they have no contorl over them.


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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

I have a brother who is 10 years younger than me, and when he was in preschool, he saw this and would say "Boys have a penis, girls have a china." Well a note came home from school, and it said that they were going to be studying China, so my mom called the teacher and gave her a heads up on what my lil bro might say.

[Evil Queen]

I went to 12 years of Catholic School. I remember kneeling on the floor for inspection to make sure your skirt touched the floor. No makeup, no nail polish, no black patent leather shoes, no boy/girl dances.

I also remember sewing down the skirt pleats from the waistband for 4 to 6 inches so after inspection you could roll the waistband to shorten the skirt.

We were just watching Kentucky Fried Movie and laughing at the skit
"Catholic School Girls in Trouble" :hehe:

I defied school rules and went to a public school dance in 7th grade. I got my first kiss from a boy named Ralph Musso. Next time I saw him was about 8 years later on the news when he was arrested for abducting a girl and transporting her across state lines....I always liked the bad boys. http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o266/evilqueen33/smileys/sneer.gif

[redmud]

My Dad and Wife are both middle school teachers. I wish my wife could swat some of these punks. I can't believe how they talk to the teachers. I've been out of school for about 15 years, and was a less than pleasant student (read: little bastard) and I would have never thought to talk to any of my teachers the way they talk to my wife and Dad.

As an aside, back in the '80s my Dad had a student inform him that he (the student) worshipped the devil, and had sacrifced a live goat so that my Dad would go to hell. Today, that kid would be in jail. As it was, he apoligized a few years later after he had a class with my sister in college.

[Jeepr]

I was a Catholic school student also. Nothing like a good beating with a meter stick to get your head right. The funny thing is I remember thinking, "I hope my Dad doesn't find out the nun had to beat my ass, cause he will kill me!"

[Evil Queen]

As an aside, back in the '80s my Dad had a student inform him that he (the student) worshipped the devil, and had sacrifced a live goat so that my Dad would go to hell. Today, that kid would be in jail.

Nah, he wouldn't be in jail...the ACLU would step in and defend his right to practice his religion.

[sglide]

Nah, he wouldn't be in jail...the ACLU would step in and defend his right to practice his religion.yessss, i need a new goat
i was worshiping and i rubbed the new rite off this one:dirty:

[SBC YJ]

My Freshman year in high school a one eyed senior streaked through the school with his glass out of the socket and a cape on. He ran into the class i was in (teacher was a lesbian)...he jump on a desk and made a few comments to the teacher...mushroom stamped the girl at the desk he was on and ran out of the room. The AD and the football coach teaching in the room down the hall chased him down and about took his head off. Needless to say he didn't go to school with us anymore.

[Mongo]

My Freshman year in high school a one eyed senior streaked through the school with his glass out of the socket and cape on. Ran into the class i was in (teacher was a lesbian)...jump on a desk jumped made a few comments to the teacher...mushroom stamped the girl at the desk and ran out of the room. The AD and the football coach teaching in the room down the hall chased him down and about took his head off. Needless to say he didn't go to school there anymore.

Priceless