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[Redleg]

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One Saturday morning...

[sglide]

in the fall

[Redleg]

an adventurous jeeper

[sglide]

shaved all his

[Redleg]

dogs, and taught

[sglide]

his wife Peaches

[miffy]

The Proper way

[sglide]

to hold her

[Evil Queen]

snake so that

[sglide]

it doesnt get tangled

[katlyn]

it doesnt get tangled

thats 4 words!!!!!!

[Barbie]

it doesnt get tangled

{it's okay, keep goin}


inside of Cube's

[Evil Queen]

axles and suspension.

[miffy]

This would cause

[Mongo]

pain in the

[miffy]

arcade due to

[Shaker]

an oversized inflammatory

[Squat_more]

sex life like

[miffy]

rabbits that have

[Squat_more]

very over active

[Shaker]

bladders and the

[Toivo]

punctured lungs of

[Evil Queen]

hormones of Mongo.

[Redleg]

and irritated bowels

[TRUP]

that emit sounds

[Beefy]

and smells like

[Bratworst]

dog doo doo

[Beefy]

and tasted like

[Tippy]

mr beefys' little

[Beefy]

{Thats 2 words kinda}...

mr beefys' little

awesome purple drink

[Tippy]

that made me

[Beefy]

hallucinate like the

[miffy]

a vasulating cobra

[Beefy]

that just ate

[Redleg]

a bucking beaver

[Beefy]

and Marv screams!

[Shaker]

onward to the

[PeteC]

kicking of Cube's

[miffy]

For Prefection is

[Bratworst]

the best tasting

[TRUP]

blunt force trauma

[Shaker]

made Sam say

[FlamesFearMe]

hit it harder

[FlamesFearMe]

and call me

[FlamesFearMe]

flames fear me.

[redmud]

The angry spider

[SBC YJ]

looked up at

[Shaker]

grandman and said

[Tombs]

Who's that coming

[Shaker]

through that tiny

[SBC YJ]

hole in his

[SBC YJ]

frame because he

[Shaker]

looks like he

[Squat_more]

needs a break

[sandman]

from working on

[booblinker]

keeping miffy from

[Squat_more]

beating his ass

[Beefy]

with a whip:eq:

[Bratworst]

LIKE ON FRIDAY

[Beefy]

WHAT THE HELL?!?!

[sandman]

What no whip

[PeteC]

needed to kick

[Beefy]

cube in his

[Bratworst]

en-larged PEE hole

[PeteC]

which is red

[Squat_more]

and very hairy

[Beefy]

with a purple

[Squat_more]

ring around it

[miffy]

That Sick People

[Beefy]

wish they had

[Squat_more]

a hairy one

[Beefy]

then Mongo says

[miffy]

"Come here for.......

[Beefy]

that special time...

[Rover]

a good time

[Grandcherokee]

you "Sexy Machine"

[FlamesFearMe]

and bend over

[FlamesFearMe]

and take it

[FlamesFearMe]

like a Mongo

[miffy]

Ding Fries are

[FlamesFearMe]

done and I

[FlamesFearMe]

love Mongo and

[Rover]

mongo loves tyler

[FlamesFearMe]

and Tyler loves

[FlamesFearMe]

Sglide and now

[FlamesFearMe]

they all suffer

[FlamesFearMe]

from the clap.

[Rover]

they have babies

[redmud]

with the clap

[Shaker]

which is very

[miffy]

Common for this

[Mongo]

Type of group

[Shaker]

from the outback.

[Mongo]

Really they are

[ttocsnekia]

diagnosed with the

[Squat_more]

uncommon illness known

[PeteC]

as Jeepafixaphobia syndrome

[Beefy]

which is incurable

[miffy]

unless your able

[Beefy]

to grasp your

[Redleg]

jackhandle and vigorously

[Shaker]

clean it under

[Beefy]

scalding hot water

[redmud]

to avoid tetanus

[PeteC]

while kicking Cube

[Rover]

in the nuts

[Redleg]

Then yell, BAGCHECK!

[Squat_more]

Miffy told EQ

[booblinker]

I want your

[miffy]

Car so I

[booblinker]

can do the

[Squat_more]

Shoppin' for the

[redmud]

local gerbil sanctuary.

[Squat_more]

EQ: Sure however

[Redleg]

Sglide adopted all

[PeteC]

the used gerbils

[redmud]

and used them

[Groundhog]

for BBQ Kabobs!!!

[miffy]

while serving for

[Beefy]

Christmas eve dinner

[Redleg]

for homeless men

[Beefy]

and women of

[Beefy]

Arabia that like

[PeteC]

the harem life

[Groundhog]

Bump it UP

[Shaker]

to the tune

[Squat_more]

of O'Holy Night

[miffy]

With Men all

[Beefy]

yellow and porous

[Nate4d]

cube exclaimed to

[Shaker]

be the one

[Beefy]

with the power

[Groundhog]

it grew enormous

[Shaker]

with time from

[miffy]

all the women

[Shaker]

that want to

[Groundhog]

see the biggen

[sglide]

with nobby protrutions

[Shaker]

that came from

[sglide]

cubes hairy butt

[Redleg]

with a loud

[sglide]

clunking metal sound

[Redleg]

as elves gathered

[sglide]

around cubes but

[Beefy]

they started to

[sglide]

sing pirate songs

[Rover]

around the campfire

[Beefy]

and dance like

[Groundhog]

crazy wild turkeys

[Beefy]

that whistle while

[Redleg]

they cobble with

[Beefy]

fingers made of

[Groundhog]

a rubber substance

[Beefy]

, they looked like