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Grandman
11-22-2007, 10:41 AM
HER DIARY:


Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him

if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it
had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I
told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I
can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love
you,
too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if
he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later,
he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made
love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
somewher e else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm
almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.




HIS DIARY:



Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.

sglide
11-22-2007, 10:52 AM
ahahahahahahahaha

Sandals
11-22-2007, 10:57 AM
hahahahahahahaha

Its funny cause it's 1000000% True

Gillard
11-22-2007, 10:58 AM
That is pefectly true

jsawduste
11-22-2007, 11:44 AM
That is pefectly true

x 33.3:sadpanda:

katlyn
11-22-2007, 01:14 PM
hahahaha:hehe:

Barbie
11-22-2007, 01:50 PM
haha i really hope i don't turn out like that.... but already could see it happening.. i over analyze waaaaaaaaay too much

Grandman
11-22-2007, 03:00 PM
haha i really hope i don't turn out like that.... but already could see it happening.. i over analyze waaaaaaaaay too much

You and me too . Iv got it stuck in my head that my wife wants nothing to do with me .

All she said was " i want nothing to do with you " . I must have over analyzed this .

Evil Queen
11-22-2007, 04:14 PM
hahahahhhhhaaaaa hoooooooo yeah

FlamesFearMe
11-22-2007, 05:08 PM
hehehehe

Redleg
11-23-2007, 09:01 PM
Just printed it off, on the same note...

4 guys in a boat fishing quietly on a saturday morning.

1st guy says, " Man I sure feel guilty. I had to sneak out before my wife woke up to come fishing. She'll make me pay for it all day tomorrow."

2nd guy. " Heck, I had to agree to take her shopping tomorrow. I waish I only had to stay at home and put up with here being mad."

3rd guy, "That's nothing! I had to promise to build a deck! It'll take weeks! Then, it'll be a lifetime of her makeing be clean it!"

After a long pause, they ask the 4th guy what he had to sacrifice to go fishing?

4th guy, " Sacrifice? I just set the alarm for 4. When it went off I rolled over and asked, ' Are we haveing sex, or am I going fishing?' She said, 'Pack a coat!'"

katlyn
11-23-2007, 11:18 PM
Just printed it off, on the same note...

4 guys in a boat fishing quietly on a saturday morning.

1st guy says, " Man I sure feel guilty. I had to sneak out before my wife woke up to come fishing. She'll make me pay for it all day tomorrow."

2nd guy. " Heck, I had to agree to take her shopping tomorrow. I waish I only had to stay at home and put up with here being mad."

3rd guy, "That's nothing! I had to promise to build a deck! It'll take weeks! Then, it'll be a lifetime of her makeing be clean it!"

After a long pause, they ask the 4th guy what he had to sacrifice to go fishing?

4th guy, " Sacrifice? I just set the alarm for 4. When it went off I rolled over and asked, ' Are we haveing sex, or am I going fishing?' She said, 'Pack a coat!'"


hahahaha!!:hehe:

Tonka
11-24-2007, 03:36 PM
haha

MuddyPaws 3.0
11-24-2007, 06:50 PM
Quote from my wife about the first one...


ha....WAIT....that ain't funny.



Then she smacked me for laughing so hard.

Just a Spouse
11-26-2007, 09:06 AM
That is your kind of joke GM....