Funny but not funny kid moments

[FlamesFearMe]

Everyone who has children has had those moments that are funny, or even hilarious, but it is not right to laugh because you have to be a parent. Share some with us, I will go first.

This past weekend my wife had Chloe (5y) and Via (18m) at the mall, and there is a playplace in the center with things for the kids to climb on. Via was playing with a little girl around her age, and they were racing to the obstacles to see who could climb on them first, and my daughter was winning, but the first time that she lost, she grabbed the little girl by her ear, yanked her off, pinned her arm behind her back, and then sat on her. When my wife broke it up, my daughter then tried to make the little girl eat her own hand.

Granted, this is bad, and you need to make sure that they know that they cannot behave this way, when my wife called me, I started laughing, and was thinking "that's daddy's little girl". (and then I kinda felt bad because my wife of course was mortified:hehe:)

[Bratworst]

My wife is 12 weeks along, which makes me a dad. I'm looking forward to having these stories in the future.

[katlyn]

im not a parents but, i still have a funny story about one of MY childhood "moments"


when i was about 4 or 5 years old, and we have this little corner market, in petoskey. Well on the side of the building there were those mini phone booths that just had the square box with a phone in it...not one of the inclosed ones...and i was running as fast as i could to go into the store, and my brother started talking to me, so i looked back. and about 1 second later, i run right into the phone box thing, and it totally clothes lined me. i was on the ground for a good 5 mins before i could acutally remember what happened. when i realized how hard i got hit and how bloody my nose and lip were, i cried for a good hour and a half. my dad tells me this story still, and laughs his ass off everytime!!! :hehe:

[Jeepr]

Haha. A friend of mine from work was in the bank behind some woman that was giving it to her probably 7 year old son, threatening to take away his video games or something. He says "You better not or I will tell grandma you had Daddy's pee pee in your mouth!" He said the lady was mortified and ran from the bank.. :hehe:

[motrctyman]

there's always the first time your kid decides to cut their own hair.....
or gets gum in their hair...........
or wipes out on their bike..........

[katlyn]

haha i have another one!!! When i was 6 years old, i was in the grocery store with my dad, and he wouldnt let me get the cookies i wanted, so i stood there, and whined for about 5 minutes. when he grabed my arm to make me leave the cookie aisle, i started crying and yelling "YOUR NOT MY DADDY!!!!!" and everyone in the whole store started staring at my dad and me. haha...i was an evil kid!!!

[miffy]

Granddaughter just learning to talk.. I am giving her a bath and she stands up in the tub. I say Sit down your going to fall and get hurt. she looks me stright in the eye and said Bi**H!
Shocked I said WHAT? She said it again just as plain as could be..... Holding back the smile because she had no Idea what she was saying and knew she had learned this from her parents. (long other story) I just said honey thats not nice to say.. She said OK and sat down.

[Shaker]

When my kids were son 6 daughter 4.


I was driving my wife riding shotgun, and the kids in the back seat. We pass a truck that my son thinks is pretty cool. So he says nice truck. Followed directly by my daughter screaming, Brother said **** which he responds I did not say **** daughter you did to say **** and as they continue back and forth my wife and I are trying to choke down are laughter long enough to get them to stop.

[miffy]

Shankers Two kids were down here sitting on the Quads. Ki-Ki was only 2- 2 1/2. We told Zach to go and get the key out of the quad she was sitting on so she did not try to start it. Few hr's later we noticed that the key was missing out of the other Quad?? we ask Ki-Ki if she took grandpa's Key. She said no..... few hr's past and Marv thinks to ask her. Did you take Brothers Key?? She said Yes.. When there young they do not lie but some times you have to ask the right question..

[sglide]

Haha. A friend of mine from work was in the bank behind some woman that was giving it to her probably 7 year old son, threatening to take away his video games or something. He says "You better not or I will tell grandma you had Daddy's pee pee in your mouth!" He said the lady was mortified and ran from the bank.. :hehe::lol::lol::lol:

one morning i was taking a leak in my ofice bathroom when logan walked in and asked me what i was doing so i told him and he leaves

after finnishing i headed down stais just in time to here my three year old son ask his mom rite in front of my inlaws "why does daddy have a big penis"

this is no way to start your day:hehe:

[katlyn]

when my sister and i were younger probably 5 and 6, that would have made my brother 9 years old, my sister and i would bite our OWN arms, and run up to mommy and daddy and blame it on colin. so my brother would ALWAYS get in trouble!!! then probably last year, on my brothers 21st birthday, megan (my sister) and i admited it to my parents, and we all had a good laugh about it!

[Jeepr]

there's always the first time your kid decides to cut their own hair.....


Yep, mine cut her hair and the dogs before my wife caught her. Ever see an Australian Cattle Dog with a brush cut?? :lol:

[FlamesFearMe]

My daughter Chloe, called my brother in law a nutsack.

Me: Chloe, where did you hear that?
Chloe: <sighs> Dad, it was in Madagascar.

The way she said it, how can I be mad? She didn't realize what she was saying, and then for her to tell me where she heard it so matter of factly, I calmly explained why we don't say that, and then I watched that damn movie twice and could not find where they said it.

[Sandals]

I was like 8 or so.... riding my bike up a the hill by our house really fast.
One of my parents called out to me and I turn around and look back...........

I then proceed to run into the back of a parked car, fly over the top and slide off the roof.

Here i am crying, bloody, road rash. Parents are laughing their asses off, neighbor comes out to check on their car........




But even funnier, my little sister for some reason was afraid to use the brakes on her bike so she would just jump off........... yeah, and we lived on the bottom of a fairly steep hill..... those were good times

[Mongo]

Thanks to Sglide my 3 year old is always looking under cars, trucks, jeeps, whatever to see if they have a penis or a vagina.

My wife was scolding our 5 year old in front of her mom, dad, Sister-in-law and me. My 5 year old looked her in the eye and said "you have a huge booger hanging out of your nose". She was allowed to go back to playing.

[Grandman]

In 199? something we were honored with business of the year .

Big fancy pants shing dig we go to . daughter goes and gets some snack food and comes back to our table . She is dressed nicely , me in a suit Miff in a dress both boys all shined up . All the town hot shots are there along with the newspaper for photos .

Shaker reaches over and takes some chow off her plate , she grabbed his arm and wrist locks him to the floor and aint about to let him up .

Ok kid let him go , Brian get back in your chair . Poor Miff was about to kill me then a daughter .

[Desert Eagle]

My younger son (now 22) was about 4 when he walked up to my wife and said "mom, I farted and a poop came out"

[katlyn]

My younger son (now 22) was about 4 when he walked up to my wife and said "mom, I farted and a poop came out"

hahahaha sounds like my 50 yr old dad would say, as a joke...(i hope)

[Mongo]

My younger son (now 22) was about 4 when he walked up to my wife and said "mom, I farted and a poop came out"

Hell, BlackJack still sez that to his mom.bjb

[sglide]

Hell, BlackJack still sez that to his mom.bjbyou leave my dorathy outof this:sadpanda:

[FlamesFearMe]

My younger son (now 22) was about 4 when he walked up to my wife and said "mom, I farted and a poop came out"

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