Beauty or Brains?

[Shaker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiPty1eSfHs&feature=related

[Beefy]

Perfect :woot:

Do you have her number?

[Eric_N]

Perfect :woot:

Do you have her number?

Just your type.

[Evil Queen]

Erica locked herself in the car once.



God she'd kill me if she knew I posted this

[miffy]

Towing business, lady calls locked out of her car. Marv get there and she has her keys in her hand and said I think the Battery is dead on my remote. Marv takes the keys and unlocks her door. Thats a 45.00 service call Mam,, Oh thank you sir.
:fryingpan::fryingpan:

[Evil Queen]

Towing business, lady calls locked out of her car. Marv get there and she has her keys in her hand and said I think the Battery is dead on my remote. Marv takes the keys and unlocks her door. Thats a 45.00 service call Mam,, Oh thank you sir.
:fryingpan::fryingpan:

OMG :lol:

[drummond]

ill take brains anyday

[Evil Queen]

My first husband was a mensa member. Yeah he was smart, but he was smartest at how to mess with the human mind. Cost me dearly. The whole madness/genuis thing I got to witness first hand.

[Mongo]

Glad I gots both.

[miffy]

Glad I gots both.


yes your wife has them both.:thumb:

[sandman]

Glad I gots both.

Yep I got lucky enough to get them both too, But for the love of God dont tell her I actually like her:lol:

[Mongo]

Yep I got lucky enough to get them both too, But for the love of God dont tell her I actually like her:lol:

Hell, I ment me not the ol' lady.:wtf:

[sandman]

Hell, I ment me not the ol' lady.:wtf:

:lol::lol::lol:

[Cyco]

To be that stupid she needs to be way hotter.

[rodolo]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/just-kidding-there-is-.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/rodolo/GIFS/connectthedots.jpg

[BIGBEN]

if the light is on but nobody is home she is not the one for me.

[Mongo]

if the light is on but nobody is home she is not the one for me.

But it's still fun to play in the house for a little while.:hehe:

[Evil Queen]

But it's still fun to play in the house for a little while.:hehe:

okay that is really funny:hehe:

[Mongo]

okay that is really funny:hehe:

Wanna play home invasion?

[Evil Queen]

Wanna play home invasion?

Sure....you want me to use the .357, the .38 special, the rueger or the .44?

[Mongo]

Sure....you want me to use the .357, the .38 special, the rueger or the .44?

:sadpanda:

[Evil Queen]

:sadpanda:

okay, now I feel bad.....I'll play with you :thumb: :eq:

but you can't bring help

[Ter Bear]

Sure....you want me to use the .357, the .38 special, the rueger or the .44?

shes not kidding :yikes:

[Evil Queen]

shes not kidding :yikes:

:poke:If you'd stuck around, I'dve never had that gun taken away. :eek::hehe:

hmmm....that was 20 years ago....

[MuddyPaws 3.0]

Towing business, lady calls locked out of her car. Marv get there and she has her keys in her hand and said I think the Battery is dead on my remote. Marv takes the keys and unlocks her door. Thats a 45.00 service call Mam,, Oh thank you sir.
:fryingpan::fryingpan:

We were out in the woods bird hunting....my father in law and I....he had his ZJ and says to me...shit, I can't get into the Jeep. We're locked out, we're going to have to walk back to town.

I asked what was up, he said the remote had gotten ripped off his keychain somewhere in the woods. I took his keychain, that still had his keys on it, and unlocked the door.

He was like...holy shit! I have had this Jeep for 4 years and always wondered what I would do if the battery ever went dead on the remote.

:lol:

He carried 2 spare remote batteries jammed in his wallet.

[Beefy]

:rofl: I'm not even that silly

[Trucks are for girls!]

We were out in the woods bird hunting....my father in law and I....he had his ZJ and says to me...shit, I can't get into the Jeep. We're locked out, we're going to have to walk back to town.

I asked what was up, he said the remote had gotten ripped off his keychain somewhere in the woods. I took his keychain, that still had his keys on it, and unlocked the door.

He was like...holy shit! I have had this Jeep for 4 years and always wondered what I would do if the battery ever went dead on the remote.

:lol:

He carried 2 spare remote batteries jammed in his wallet.

LMFAO!!! :lol::lol: how do you not figure that out after 4 years???? :lol:

[Tacoma King]

We were out in the woods bird hunting....my father in law and I....he had his ZJ and says to me...shit, I can't get into the Jeep. We're locked out, we're going to have to walk back to town.

I asked what was up, he said the remote had gotten ripped off his keychain somewhere in the woods. I took his keychain, that still had his keys on it, and unlocked the door.

He was like...holy shit! I have had this Jeep for 4 years and always wondered what I would do if the battery ever went dead on the remote.

:lol:

He carried 2 spare remote batteries jammed in his wallet.



:lol::lol:

[Tacoma King]

Erica locked herself in the car once.



God she'd kill me if she knew I posted this

How does one get lock inside a car when the locks are on the inside???:wtf:

[thrca]

We were out in the woods bird hunting....my father in law and I....he had his ZJ and says to me...shit, I can't get into the Jeep. We're locked out, we're going to have to walk back to town.

I asked what was up, he said the remote had gotten ripped off his keychain somewhere in the woods. I took his keychain, that still had his keys on it, and unlocked the door.

He was like...holy shit! I have had this Jeep for 4 years and always wondered what I would do if the battery ever went dead on the remote.

:lol:

He carried 2 spare remote batteries jammed in his wallet.

The wheel is still spinning, but the hampster is dead.

[Tacoma King]

:lol:

[BIGBEN]

How does one get lock inside a car when the locks are on the inside???:wtf:

if you ever meet her you will understand. :hehe:

[Redleg]

We were out in the woods bird hunting....my father in law and I....he had his ZJ and says to me...shit, I can't get into the Jeep. We're locked out, we're going to have to walk back to town.

I asked what was up, he said the remote had gotten ripped off his keychain somewhere in the woods. I took his keychain, that still had his keys on it, and unlocked the door.

He was like...holy shit! I have had this Jeep for 4 years and always wondered what I would do if the battery ever went dead on the remote.

:lol:

He carried 2 spare remote batteries jammed in his wallet.

Sounds just like the people that lock themselves out of their car in their own driveway and still call 911.

[Cyco]

How does one get lock inside a car when the locks are on the inside???:wtf:

One of 2 ways.

Blonde or female. or both. :eek::hehe: