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miffy
11-07-2007, 07:19 PM
thought you guys would get a laugh out of this.

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Evil Queen
11-08-2007, 07:34 AM
:eek:

drummond
11-08-2007, 10:01 AM
:hehe::popcorn:

Grandman
11-08-2007, 12:35 PM
#8 dont apply to wifes ? Some one should have told me sooner :banghead:

Mongo , Sam , Ray , sorry guys i didnt know .

sglide
11-08-2007, 07:26 PM
thats ok marv.
im kind of used to it:hehe:

Evil Queen
11-09-2007, 09:17 AM
#8 dont apply to wifes ? Some one should have told me sooner :banghead:

Mongo , Sam , Ray , sorry guys i didnt know .

the worse part is, after #8 they want to clean you with a wire brush and solvent